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Sun May 04 18:42:34 -0700 2008
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Most of us have probably seen skywriting, but a new company has a twist to it, man made clouds in the form of corporate advertising that can look just like the logos. The "flogos" are made from a chemical surfactant and helium and can last for up to a half an hour.

..""Every major advertising company in the world has come to discuss their roster. Some Fortune 500 companies have been too and in Korea, artists have told us they want to use flogos to make a kind of sculpture. The response has been incredible."

ed.z.: and who will be the first to commission a bunch of big floating "fingers" over like rival sports teams cities or political conventions? And at what point will advertising ever say "enough, we've covered it all"? Sort of like lawmakers, no outside limit whatsoever, eventually over a billion laws. Once we make common contact with alien civilizations we'll be known as the "planet with all the signs" "Welcome to Adworld!" Next up, bringing back the blink tag for use in the floating ads. EEEk! A worse thought, Flashclouds!

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Sun May 04 19:19:29 -0700 2008
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Seriously, at what point in "crap like this" do we hit a tipping point where there is a sudden rise in the sale of baseball bats?

"Here! (thud) is how! (thud) we fix things! (thud) in the Soviet Union! (thud)" -- Armageddon
-t

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Sun May 04 23:31:30 -0700 2008
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It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for their FAQ saying they only produce one every 15 seconds so you will need two per location (or 6 - 8 per event) to get the message across.

Unfortunately they have multiple patents so this idea can't really go mainstream...it would help Roger Waters with his escaping inflatable pig problem—three by my reckoning so far.

Pigs (three different ones) would seem to be the case...
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Sun May 04 23:46:09 -0700 2008
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One thing for sure : clouds will be far less stimulating for imagination :)

 

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Wed May 07 08:28:09 -0700 2008
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suspect a megacorp soon to fund bright flashing ad on the moon, at which point our civilization will deserve to die.